Plaintiff: This woman will never be able to break through that glass ceiling Defendant: This gentleman reputation will never be the same again Equally awkward?
Plaintiff: These teammates should think again before sitting next to one another Defendant: This child has a terrible, and seemingly contradictory, moniker Equally awkward?
Plaintiff: An odd young ginger chap lurks eerily behind a glamorous celebrity Defendant: There's a mysterious lurker in the background of this spring break photo Equally awkward?
Plaintiff: This fool doesn't even react as a flying baseball bat bashes his jaw Defendant: This unfortunate teenager finds himself sporting a hearty erection while wearing bathing shorts Equally awkward?
Plaintiff: A drunkard stumbling hither and thither through the aisles of a convenience store in an unsuccessful attempt to buy beer
Worst Shopping Run Ever - Watch more Funny Videos Defendant: The great film director Orson Welles is shitfaced while filming a commercial for Paul Masson California champagne
Plaintiff: Jessie Spano suffers a most embarrassing nervous breakdown after getting hooked on caffeine pills on a very special episode of Saved By The Bell
Defendant: The spontaneous rap battle that breaks out in 1989's Teen Witch
Plaintiff: A shop where retarded children can finally feel comfortable as they putter and lurch through the aisles Defendant: A young man whose every affectation screams "rebel", but whose surroundings scream "adopted" Equally awkward?
Plaintiff: Klaus Kinski lying in a bed listening to opera music while surrounded by curious Amazonian children in the 1982 Werner Herzog film Fitzcarraldo Defendant: Captain William Thomas Riker of the Starship Enterprise checking out a young crew member's junk during an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation